zombie gaybies

(bucket of blood and poo thrown at audience)

can you eat my insides

suck off my large intestine

suck suck suck

suck my nipples

burn my flesh 

im having zombie gaybies

im having the zombie gaybies

over for dinner tonight

POOP CHUTE

 

(childrens voices): i took it up the poop  chute!

Hustling for Blow pops!

Get it,BLOW POPS

I was a pansy 

lookin for ways to get my rocks

Go girly boy! Go girly boy! Go!

Carrots , popsicles

I needed that tickle

I cried when it came out shitty

(childrens voices): I took it up the poop chute!

Chunky discharge

Whats that that blocks the main?!

Like cholesterol in the vein

A pimple that must be popped 

should have aborted the baby of that cop

took a village to get this far

tickles for quarters in back of his car

chunky discharge it smelled to high heaven

serves her right

been sticking things in it since she was seven

sugarland chola

owner of a chola heart is not better than an owner of a horny heart is much better than an owner of a chola heart con pussy con pussy con pusssy

if i was a 27yr old mani would take my clothes off for you 

i would masturbate on your face

if i was at sugarland i would make you pick me up and carry me like a baby

push me up against the wall play with my holy hole

owner of a chola heart is not better than an owner of a horny heart is much better than an owner of a chola heart

i'm not a vegan I'm a freegan

I'm not a vegan I'm a freegan

GIVE ME A RIDE ON YOUR BEWitch'n

burrito

poo on my face

salsa verde y con queso 

con queso 

con queso

poo on my face 

i miss your face and your race

no no no 

kick it dirty

lesbian bear

twinkies and cupcakes all up in my stomach

back hair, girly parts you don't have to pick

I got what you crave

facial hair and a cave

lets go spelunking

bring your flashlight

this bitch is hairy ,

but she don't bite

(chorus)

grrr... i'm a lesbian bear

won't shave my butt and don't use nair

guys they love it , ladies they get it

if  you want this body you'r gonna have to pet it