blow pops

my mouth is not big enough

 for your penis

so i went home

to masturbate

if we were robots

 would you let me

stick it in

if we were made

 out of tin 

would it make

 my hair thin

i really enjoyed it 

i was so wet 

cum on my clothes

there's a homo that delivers

fro yo

i used to be a dyke yo

my belly is full yo

i kinda like a dude that 

has a flamin' hot

fire crotch

if we could trade places

would you masturbate for me?

i got a blow pop

with your name on it

i got to go hot til i take a shit

i go real high

and then i go real low

(throw blow pops into audience)