cookie farts

holiday! celebrate!
roll out the dough
spread yo cheeks
press against the cookie sheet



harrass the hairy ass
rub my toes in the dough
knead me knead me
and then fart
yeast infection from cookie farts
hurts so much
to make cookie farts

pain for the holiday

silk screen?

Tiger Milk

Wet pussy in a bowl of milk
wet pussy in a bullet hole
wet pussy in a bowl of milk

pastry pastry pastry
and a plate of ham
pastry pastry pastry
and a broken egg

wet pussy to the left
to the right

raw eggs in my butt
raw eggs cracked in my butt
head stands
give me eggs in my butt
gotta gotta take it
you just got to let it flow

the claw

your hole is mine for the evening
feel my claw carress the inner lining of your belly
cheeseburgers hot dogs mustard and sourkrout
scratch scratch
is that your baby
I have reached the cord
choke
choke
choke
feel my claw inside your belly

rehersal

zombie gaybies

(bucket of blood and poo thrown at audience)

can you eat my insides

suck off my large intestine

suck suck suck

suck my nipples

burn my flesh 

im having zombie gaybies

im having the zombie gaybies

over for dinner tonight

POOP CHUTE

 

(childrens voices): i took it up the poop  chute!

Hustling for Blow pops!

Get it,BLOW POPS

I was a pansy 

lookin for ways to get my rocks

Go girly boy! Go girly boy! Go!

Carrots , popsicles

I needed that tickle

I cried when it came out shitty

(childrens voices): I took it up the poop chute!

Chunky discharge

Whats that that blocks the main?!

Like cholesterol in the vein

A pimple that must be popped 

should have aborted the baby of that cop

took a village to get this far

tickles for quarters in back of his car

chunky discharge it smelled to high heaven

serves her right

been sticking things in it since she was seven

sugarland chola

owner of a chola heart is not better than an owner of a horny heart is much better than an owner of a chola heart con pussy con pussy con pusssy

if i was a 27yr old mani would take my clothes off for you 

i would masturbate on your face

if i was at sugarland i would make you pick me up and carry me like a baby

push me up against the wall play with my holy hole

owner of a chola heart is not better than an owner of a horny heart is much better than an owner of a chola heart

i'm not a vegan I'm a freegan

I'm not a vegan I'm a freegan

GIVE ME A RIDE ON YOUR BEWitch'n

burrito

poo on my face

salsa verde y con queso 

con queso 

con queso

poo on my face 

i miss your face and your race

no no no 

kick it dirty

lesbian bear

twinkies and cupcakes all up in my stomach

back hair, girly parts you don't have to pick

I got what you crave

facial hair and a cave

lets go spelunking

bring your flashlight

this bitch is hairy ,

but she don't bite

(chorus)

grrr... i'm a lesbian bear

won't shave my butt and don't use nair

guys they love it , ladies they get it

if  you want this body you'r gonna have to pet it

tranny train

Riding on the tranny train

the tranny train

o girl i feel like a lesbian bear

get one ticket for this tranny train

les be honest lets get a ticket for this 

tranny train

this tranny train

touch it 

lick it

we know you want it 

thats whats up!

ROUGH TRADE

MASTURBATING WHILE CRYING

BUTT HE ONLY CUMS WHEN HE IS ANGRY

DOWNWARD SPIRAL

DOWNWARD SPIRAL

THE BURNING TORCH

ANAL PROSTITUTES

I WENT TO PARIS AND I DIDN'T GET ANY ACTION

I GOT A DISEASE

DOWNWARD SPIRAL

DOWNWARD SPIRAL

IT'S THE IMMACULATE INFECTION

TWO HANDS SPREADING THE HOLE

WIDER THAN YOU COULD IMAGINE

INSTEAD OF MORNING WOOD

 I GET A BAGUETTE 

SHINY PENIS, GLEEN IS COOL

HAVING SEX IS MY ONLY RULE!

SWEET AND MUSKY

Early in the morning

it rises from his secret love hole

tangy and dark 

big tits 

like if Jenna didn't know she was pregnant

the baby would be full of drugs and alcohol

really wet thighs 

diaper rash

anal prolapse

on the train 

i don't care I love the Pain

MARKET IN THE MIDDLE

IF I WAS A 32 YEAR OLD MAN

I WOULD MAKE YOU EAT THE PILLOW

I WOULD MAKE YOU CHOKE ON GOOSE FEATHERS

YOU WOULD BE COUGHING CAUSE SO MANY FEATHERS

IF I WAS A 32 YEAR OLD MAN 

I WOULD RUB VASELINE ON YOUR THIGHS

BE ARGENTINIAN AND UNCUT I WOULD GET HARD ALL NIGHT

IF I WAS A 32 YEAR OLD MAN

YOU WOULD SUCK MY LEFT NUT

I WOULD PUSH YOU ON THE BED

YOUR CHEEKS WOULD CLAP AGAINST MY PUBES

IF I WAS A 32 YEAR OLD MAN

I'LL PUT A HANDLE ON YOUR HAIR

MAKE SURE TO TIGHTEN YOUR BINDS

WHERE THE HELL IS YOUR LATEX MASK

IF I WAS A 32 YEAR OLD MAN GOLD WRAPPERS

IN MY BACK POCKET FLANNEL SHIRTS RIPPED 

OPEN IN HALF 

CONSTRUCTION BOOTS INSIDE MY CLOSET

IF I WAS A 32 YEAR OLD MAN

DAMN SURE I AM HOW OLD ARE YOU?

Puffy Pussy

YO SOY EL CONQUISTADOR!

TIENES PUFFY PUSSY!! 

EL SCORCHO! EL SCHORCHO!!

TIENES PUFFY PUSSY!!

MATANZA EL PERRO ES VIVO EN SINISTER!

TODO ESTA BIEN?

Your mom's anorexic

your mom is anorexic

she's got home cooked meals

but there's no eating 

Dunkin Donuts

(throws donuts into the audience)

she's queen of the pie eating contest

butt there's no tasting

Dunkin Donuts

She keeps Dad satisfied but there's no touching

Dunkin Donuts

I thought she was bulemic butt in fact she is anorexic

Dunkin Donuts

Glaze your mom

French Cruller

French Twister

EAT YOUR MOM

GLAZED!

Typhoid Fever

poop your brains out

typhoid fever 

you'll get wripped apart

typhoid fever 

use it for lube

more delicious than two girls one cup

peanut butter enema

super chewy 

xtra crunchy

no stir required

it's organic

rinse wash repeat

peanut butter enema

I AM A PEANUT BUTTER MACHINE!

title of songs

1. puffy pussy

2. market in the middle

3. your mom is anorexic

4. typhoid fever

5. can you please wash your hands before touching me

6. enter me slowly

7. clams

8. rough trade

9. meat fucker

10. sore nipples

11. cha cha cha tacos

12. crack is wack

beards are queer

PLEASE WASH YOUR HANDS BEFORE TOUCHING ME

popeyes was poppin 

you placed the big order

biscuits and coleslaw 

the chicken was greasy

can you please wash your hands before touching me!