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Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Your mom's anorexic



your mom is anorexic
she's got home cooked meals
but there's no eating 
Dunkin Donuts
(throws donuts into the audience)
she's queen of the pie eating contest
butt there's no tasting
Dunkin Donuts
She keeps Dad satisfied but there's no touching
Dunkin Donuts
I thought she was bulemic butt in fact she is anorexic
Dunkin Donuts
Glaze your mom
French Cruller
French Twister
EAT YOUR MOM
GLAZED!
Typhoid Fever

poop your brains out
typhoid fever 
you'll get wripped apart
typhoid fever 
use it for lube
more delicious than two girls one cup
peanut butter enema
super chewy 
xtra crunchy
no stir required
it's organic
rinse wash repeat
peanut butter enema
I AM A PEANUT BUTTER MACHINE!