zombie michael

i miss my mommy

she came into the world chocolate and left

it vanilla

i miss my xo xo

looking for my special

misses

butt hold up

i see a child

I'm cruising the fair

i am not into bears

I like them smooth and young

and hung

zombie michael

zombie michael

(throws blankets into audience)

zombie michael

zombie michael

It's a thriller time at the ranch

spank my ass

lick my ass

scratch my ass

with your finger in my holy hole

the claw

your hole is mine for the evening
feel my claw carress the inner lining of your belly
cheeseburgers hot dogs mustard and sourkrout
scratch scratch
is that your baby
I have reached the cord
choke
choke
choke
feel my claw inside your belly

tranny train

Riding on the tranny train

the tranny train

o girl i feel like a lesbian bear

get one ticket for this tranny train

les be honest lets get a ticket for this 

tranny train

this tranny train

touch it 

lick it

we know you want it 

thats whats up!

SWEET AND MUSKY

Early in the morning

it rises from his secret love hole

tangy and dark 

big tits 

like if Jenna didn't know she was pregnant

the baby would be full of drugs and alcohol

really wet thighs 

diaper rash

anal prolapse

on the train 

i don't care I love the Pain

MARKET IN THE MIDDLE

IF I WAS A 32 YEAR OLD MAN

I WOULD MAKE YOU EAT THE PILLOW

I WOULD MAKE YOU CHOKE ON GOOSE FEATHERS

YOU WOULD BE COUGHING CAUSE SO MANY FEATHERS

IF I WAS A 32 YEAR OLD MAN 

I WOULD RUB VASELINE ON YOUR THIGHS

BE ARGENTINIAN AND UNCUT I WOULD GET HARD ALL NIGHT

IF I WAS A 32 YEAR OLD MAN

YOU WOULD SUCK MY LEFT NUT

I WOULD PUSH YOU ON THE BED

YOUR CHEEKS WOULD CLAP AGAINST MY PUBES

IF I WAS A 32 YEAR OLD MAN

I'LL PUT A HANDLE ON YOUR HAIR

MAKE SURE TO TIGHTEN YOUR BINDS

WHERE THE HELL IS YOUR LATEX MASK

IF I WAS A 32 YEAR OLD MAN GOLD WRAPPERS

IN MY BACK POCKET FLANNEL SHIRTS RIPPED 

OPEN IN HALF 

CONSTRUCTION BOOTS INSIDE MY CLOSET

IF I WAS A 32 YEAR OLD MAN

DAMN SURE I AM HOW OLD ARE YOU?

Puffy Pussy

YO SOY EL CONQUISTADOR!

TIENES PUFFY PUSSY!! 

EL SCORCHO! EL SCHORCHO!!

TIENES PUFFY PUSSY!!

MATANZA EL PERRO ES VIVO EN SINISTER!

TODO ESTA BIEN?

Typhoid Fever

poop your brains out

typhoid fever 

you'll get wripped apart

typhoid fever 

use it for lube

more delicious than two girls one cup

peanut butter enema

super chewy 

xtra crunchy

no stir required

it's organic

rinse wash repeat

peanut butter enema

I AM A PEANUT BUTTER MACHINE!