IF I WAS A 32 YEAR OLD MAN
I WOULD MAKE YOU EAT THE PILLOW
I WOULD MAKE YOU CHOKE ON GOOSE FEATHERS
YOU WOULD BE COUGHING CAUSE SO MANY FEATHERS
IF I WAS A 32 YEAR OLD MAN
I WOULD RUB VASELINE ON YOUR THIGHS
BE ARGENTINIAN AND UNCUT I WOULD GET HARD ALL NIGHT
IF I WAS A 32 YEAR OLD MAN
YOU WOULD SUCK MY LEFT NUT
I WOULD PUSH YOU ON THE BED
YOUR CHEEKS WOULD CLAP AGAINST MY PUBES
IF I WAS A 32 YEAR OLD MAN
I'LL PUT A HANDLE ON YOUR HAIR
MAKE SURE TO TIGHTEN YOUR BINDS
WHERE THE HELL IS YOUR LATEX MASK
IF I WAS A 32 YEAR OLD MAN GOLD WRAPPERS
IN MY BACK POCKET FLANNEL SHIRTS RIPPED
OPEN IN HALF
CONSTRUCTION BOOTS INSIDE MY CLOSET
IF I WAS A 32 YEAR OLD MAN
DAMN SURE I AM HOW OLD ARE YOU?