Poo in the mirror

I'm talking to my poo in the mirror. I'm asking it hoe do you taste And no Poo could have been any softer if you want to make the world a better place take a look at your poo and have a tastse

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incest twincest

if we cant have babies lets fuck all night
i want it to end with sunlight
we become blood like brothers and
i think you would make a wonderful
mother
incest twincest excess muscles
if your sleepy have a four loko
i have every single flavor
let me do you a sexual favor

shitty

i took a poop in my brain i feel insane
i am shitty
s h i t t y
all the sad things come from behind

Dear John

i have been hanging out with so many johns
now i smell like piss
wet dreams
wet dreams

That's my jam

She has water for days
cry cry cry
baby cry

blow pops

my mouth is not big enough

 for your penis

so i went home

to masturbate

if we were robots

 would you let me

stick it in

if we were made

 out of tin 

would it make

 my hair thin

i really enjoyed it 

i was so wet 

cum on my clothes

there's a homo that delivers

fro yo

i used to be a dyke yo

my belly is full yo

i kinda like a dude that 

has a flamin' hot

fire crotch

if we could trade places

would you masturbate for me?

i got a blow pop

with your name on it

i got to go hot til i take a shit

i go real high

and then i go real low

(throw blow pops into audience)

zombie michael

i miss my mommy

she came into the world chocolate and left

it vanilla

i miss my xo xo

looking for my special

misses

butt hold up

i see a child

I'm cruising the fair

i am not into bears

I like them smooth and young

and hung

zombie michael

zombie michael

(throws blankets into audience)

zombie michael

zombie michael

It's a thriller time at the ranch

spank my ass

lick my ass

scratch my ass

with your finger in my holy hole

practicing recording

intervention

i tried the red pill and the black pill and the yellow and the clear pill


i can cure your gay
you can cure my gay
she can cure my gay
he can cure my gay

take the dildo out of your ass and pass it around the room
when it comes back to you
you know what to dooooooo
take the dildo out of your mouth
put it in the dishwasher
you know what to do
smoke a dick
armpit

The Christmas Post Op

Operation! take my appendix

hymen removal unnecessary

pound your fist up my ass

fist for your forefathers

John
Paul
George
Ringo

Daddy wears a cowboy hat
drives

a black Mitsubishi
runs
asians burning
rice
butt fucking sumo wrestlers
selling
pounds of weed over seas
Eating fish
Weed Crack weed Crack
white black white black
jam the yule tide up your
rectum
Its delicious
shrimp jambalaya
fake sausage made of soybeans
I'm not a Vegan I'm a freegan

cookie farts

holiday! celebrate!
roll out the dough
spread yo cheeks
press against the cookie sheet



harrass the hairy ass
rub my toes in the dough
knead me knead me
and then fart
yeast infection from cookie farts
hurts so much
to make cookie farts

pain for the holiday

silk screen?

Tiger Milk

Wet pussy in a bowl of milk
wet pussy in a bullet hole
wet pussy in a bowl of milk

pastry pastry pastry
and a plate of ham
pastry pastry pastry
and a broken egg

wet pussy to the left
to the right

raw eggs in my butt
raw eggs cracked in my butt
head stands
give me eggs in my butt
gotta gotta take it
you just got to let it flow

the claw

your hole is mine for the evening
feel my claw carress the inner lining of your belly
cheeseburgers hot dogs mustard and sourkrout
scratch scratch
is that your baby
I have reached the cord
choke
choke
choke
feel my claw inside your belly

rehersal

zombie gaybies

(bucket of blood and poo thrown at audience)

can you eat my insides

suck off my large intestine

suck suck suck

suck my nipples

burn my flesh 

im having zombie gaybies

im having the zombie gaybies

over for dinner tonight

POOP CHUTE

 

(childrens voices): i took it up the poop  chute!

Hustling for Blow pops!

Get it,BLOW POPS

I was a pansy 

lookin for ways to get my rocks

Go girly boy! Go girly boy! Go!

Carrots , popsicles

I needed that tickle

I cried when it came out shitty

(childrens voices): I took it up the poop chute!

Chunky discharge

Whats that that blocks the main?!

Like cholesterol in the vein

A pimple that must be popped 

should have aborted the baby of that cop

took a village to get this far

tickles for quarters in back of his car

chunky discharge it smelled to high heaven

serves her right

been sticking things in it since she was seven