Tuesday, January 10, 2012

Poo in the mirror

I'm talking to my poo in the mirror. I'm asking it hoe do you taste And no Poo could have been any softer if you want to make the world a better place take a look at your poo and have a tastse

Friday, January 28, 2011

incest twincest

if we cant have babies lets fuck all night
i want it to end with sunlight
we become blood like brothers and
i think you would make a wonderful
incest twincest excess muscles
if your sleepy have a four loko
i have every single flavor
let me do you a sexual favor

Wednesday, June 16, 2010


i took a poop in my brain i feel insane
i am shitty
s h i t t y
all the sad things come from behind

Sunday, February 14, 2010

Dear John

i have been hanging out with so many johns
now i smell like piss
wet dreams
wet dreams

Monday, January 25, 2010

That's my jam

She has water for days
cry cry cry
baby cry

Thursday, October 15, 2009

blow pops

my mouth is not big enough
 for your penis
so i went home
to masturbate
if we were robots
 would you let me
stick it in
if we were made
 out of tin 
would it make
 my hair thin
i really enjoyed it 
i was so wet 
cum on my clothes
there's a homo that delivers
fro yo
i used to be a dyke yo
my belly is full yo
i kinda like a dude that 
has a flamin' hot
fire crotch
if we could trade places
would you masturbate for me?
i got a blow pop
with your name on it
i got to go hot til i take a shit
i go real high
and then i go real low
(throw blow pops into audience)