blow pops

my mouth is not big enough

 for your penis

so i went home

to masturbate

if we were robots

 would you let me

stick it in

if we were made

 out of tin 

would it make

 my hair thin

i really enjoyed it 

i was so wet 

cum on my clothes

there's a homo that delivers

fro yo

i used to be a dyke yo

my belly is full yo

i kinda like a dude that 

has a flamin' hot

fire crotch

if we could trade places

would you masturbate for me?

i got a blow pop

with your name on it

i got to go hot til i take a shit

i go real high

and then i go real low

(throw blow pops into audience)

zombie michael

i miss my mommy

she came into the world chocolate and left

it vanilla

i miss my xo xo

looking for my special

misses

butt hold up

i see a child

I'm cruising the fair

i am not into bears

I like them smooth and young

and hung

zombie michael

zombie michael

(throws blankets into audience)

zombie michael

zombie michael

It's a thriller time at the ranch

spank my ass

lick my ass

scratch my ass

with your finger in my holy hole

practicing recording

intervention

i tried the red pill and the black pill and the yellow and the clear pill


i can cure your gay
you can cure my gay
she can cure my gay
he can cure my gay

take the dildo out of your ass and pass it around the room
when it comes back to you
you know what to dooooooo
take the dildo out of your mouth
put it in the dishwasher
you know what to do
smoke a dick
armpit

The Christmas Post Op

Operation! take my appendix

hymen removal unnecessary

pound your fist up my ass

fist for your forefathers

John
Paul
George
Ringo

Daddy wears a cowboy hat
drives

a black Mitsubishi
runs
asians burning
rice
butt fucking sumo wrestlers
selling
pounds of weed over seas
Eating fish
Weed Crack weed Crack
white black white black
jam the yule tide up your
rectum
Its delicious
shrimp jambalaya
fake sausage made of soybeans
I'm not a Vegan I'm a freegan