I'm not a vegan I'm a freegan
GIVE ME A RIDE ON YOUR BEWitch'n
burrito
poo on my face
salsa verde y con queso
con queso
con queso
poo on my face
i miss your face and your race
no no no
kick it dirty
Tuesday, August 26, 2008
Wednesday, August 20, 2008
lesbian bear
twinkies and cupcakes all up in my stomach
back hair, girly parts you don't have to pick
I got what you crave
facial hair and a cave
lets go spelunking
bring your flashlight
this bitch is hairy ,
but she don't bite
(chorus)
grrr... i'm a lesbian bear
won't shave my butt and don't use nair
guys they love it , ladies they get it
if you want this body you'r gonna have to pet it
Tuesday, August 19, 2008
tranny train
Riding on the tranny train
the tranny train
o girl i feel like a lesbian bear
get one ticket for this tranny train
les be honest lets get a ticket for this
tranny train
this tranny train
touch it
lick it
we know you want it
thats whats up!
Wednesday, August 13, 2008
ROUGH TRADE
MASTURBATING WHILE CRYING
BUTT HE ONLY CUMS WHEN HE IS ANGRY
DOWNWARD SPIRAL
DOWNWARD SPIRAL
THE BURNING TORCH
ANAL PROSTITUTES
I WENT TO PARIS AND I DIDN'T GET ANY ACTION
I GOT A DISEASE
DOWNWARD SPIRAL
DOWNWARD SPIRAL
IT'S THE IMMACULATE INFECTION
TWO HANDS SPREADING THE HOLE
WIDER THAN YOU COULD IMAGINE
INSTEAD OF MORNING WOOD
I GET A BAGUETTE
SHINY PENIS, GLEEN IS COOL
HAVING SEX IS MY ONLY RULE!
SWEET AND MUSKY
Early in the morning
it rises from his secret love hole
tangy and dark
big tits
like if Jenna didn't know she was pregnant
the baby would be full of drugs and alcohol
really wet thighs
diaper rash
anal prolapse
on the train
i don't care I love the Pain
MARKET IN THE MIDDLE
IF I WAS A 32 YEAR OLD MAN
I WOULD MAKE YOU EAT THE PILLOW
I WOULD MAKE YOU CHOKE ON GOOSE FEATHERS
YOU WOULD BE COUGHING CAUSE SO MANY FEATHERS
IF I WAS A 32 YEAR OLD MAN
I WOULD RUB VASELINE ON YOUR THIGHS
BE ARGENTINIAN AND UNCUT I WOULD GET HARD ALL NIGHT
IF I WAS A 32 YEAR OLD MAN
YOU WOULD SUCK MY LEFT NUT
I WOULD PUSH YOU ON THE BED
YOUR CHEEKS WOULD CLAP AGAINST MY PUBES
IF I WAS A 32 YEAR OLD MAN
I'LL PUT A HANDLE ON YOUR HAIR
MAKE SURE TO TIGHTEN YOUR BINDS
WHERE THE HELL IS YOUR LATEX MASK
IF I WAS A 32 YEAR OLD MAN GOLD WRAPPERS
IN MY BACK POCKET FLANNEL SHIRTS RIPPED
OPEN IN HALF
CONSTRUCTION BOOTS INSIDE MY CLOSET
IF I WAS A 32 YEAR OLD MAN
DAMN SURE I AM HOW OLD ARE YOU?
Puffy Pussy
YO SOY EL CONQUISTADOR!
TIENES PUFFY PUSSY!!
EL SCORCHO! EL SCHORCHO!!
TIENES PUFFY PUSSY!!
MATANZA EL PERRO ES VIVO EN SINISTER!
TODO ESTA BIEN?
Your mom's anorexic
your mom is anorexic
she's got home cooked meals
but there's no eating
Dunkin Donuts
(throws donuts into the audience)
she's queen of the pie eating contest
butt there's no tasting
Dunkin Donuts
She keeps Dad satisfied but there's no touching
Dunkin Donuts
I thought she was bulemic butt in fact she is anorexic
Dunkin Donuts
Glaze your mom
French Cruller
French Twister
EAT YOUR MOM
GLAZED!
title of songs
1. puffy pussy
2. market in the middle
3. your mom is anorexic
4. typhoid fever
5. can you please wash your hands before touching me
6. enter me slowly
7. clams
8. rough trade
9. meat fucker
10. sore nipples
11. cha cha cha tacos
12. crack is wack
beards are queer
PLEASE WASH YOUR HANDS BEFORE TOUCHING ME
popeyes was poppin you placed the big order
biscuits and coleslaw
the chicken was greasy
can you please wash your hands before touching me!
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