Monday, September 29, 2008

zombie gaybies


(bucket of blood and poo thrown at audience)
can you eat my insides
suck off my large intestine
suck suck suck
suck my nipples
burn my flesh 
im having zombie gaybies
im having the zombie gaybies
over for dinner tonight

POOP CHUTE


 
(childrens voices): i took it up the poop  chute!

Hustling for Blow pops!
Get it,BLOW POPS
I was a pansy 
lookin for ways to get my rocks
Go girly boy! Go girly boy! Go!

Carrots , popsicles
I needed that tickle
I cried when it came out shitty
(childrens voices): I took it up the poop chute!

Chunky discharge


Whats that that blocks the main?!
Like cholesterol in the vein
A pimple that must be popped 
should have aborted the baby of that cop
took a village to get this far
tickles for quarters in back of his car
chunky discharge it smelled to high heaven
serves her right
been sticking things in it since she was seven

Monday, September 15, 2008

sugarland chola


owner of a chola heart is not better than an owner of a horny heart is much better than an owner of a chola heart con pussy con pussy con pusssy
if i was a 27yr old mani would take my clothes off for you 
i would masturbate on your face
if i was at sugarland i would make you pick me up and carry me like a baby
push me up against the wall play with my holy hole
owner of a chola heart is not better than an owner of a horny heart is much better than an owner of a chola heart